A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two.She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”
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A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom …
The husband said to the wife “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u” Wife said “he didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is g*y, he needs vaseline and I told him it’s in the bathroom.
So be strong, I love u too.
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