While I stood inside the church, grieving my wife at her funeral, someone vandalized my motorcycle in the parking lot. They didn’t even have the decency to leave it alone for one day. Why? Because an older guy in a leather vest didn’t fit their pristine, polished, country-club image.
I had carefully parked my beloved Harley Electra Glide before the service. When I returned, already drowning in grief, I found her tipped on her side—scratched, bent, and broken. A crude sign had been taped to the seat: “NO PLACE FOR BIKER SCUM.”
This wasn’t some random act of vandalism. It was a direct attack, fueled by spite and snobbery. The same neighbors who had offered their condolences with fake smiles during the service had likely known exactly what had happened—or worse, done it themselves.
It all started half a year earlier, when Barbara and I moved to Cedar Hills, one of those so-called “upscale” developments. Her cancer had come back—stage four this time—and our old place had too many stairs, too much yard, too many memories. Our daughter, Caroline, insisted on finding something “manageable.” By “manageable,” she meant clean lawns, silent garages, and no motorcycles.
Cedar Hills wasn’t about comfort—it was about control. And clearly, a seventy-two-year-old widower riding a Harley didn’t fit their mold.
My Harley, a 2008 Electra Glide I lovingly named the Black Widow, had been with me through cross-country adventures and hospital stays. I wasn’t about to leave her behind.
But the trouble began immediately. Before we’d even finished moving in, a man in a polo shirt and khakis appeared at our door—clipboard in hand, smile like glass.
“Hello there. I’m Howard Parkman, head of the homeowners’ board,” he said, barely glancing at me before eyeing Barbara, who was directing the movers with what little strength she had left. “Just thought I’d drop off a copy of our community guidelines. Pay special attention to section 12-B—it covers acceptable modes of transport.”
I didn’t even need to check. I already knew what that section would say: No boats. No RVs. No motorcycles where they can be seen from the street.
I looked him in the eye. “She goes in the garage. Always has.”
His smile didn’t falter, but it tightened like a belt pulled one notch too far. “Of course. Just letting you know… folks around here prefer a more classic kind of vehicle. You know, something in line with the image of the neighborhood.”
Barbara stepped up beside me, slipping her fingers into mine. “My husband’s been riding that bike since before you got your first car, Mr. Parkman. It’s not going anywhere.”
Howard glanced at her headscarf and quickly retreated.
“We’ll discuss it another time,” he muttered, turning away. “Enjoy the neighborhood.”
Now, months later, that same Howard was watching me from across the parking lot. His smug little grin said it all—he believed he’d won. That he’d broken the spirit of the old biker.
Barbara had spent the last six months battling cancer, while I was busy dealing with the hostility of the neighborhood. If I dared start my bike before 8 a.m., someone filed a noise complaint. I received anonymous messages about “oil spots” on my driveway—even though I keep it spotless. People even left passive-aggressive notes on my Harley when I parked it outside during garage clean-ups.
And every single time something like that happened, Howard would conveniently show up, clipboard in hand and that same rehearsed smile plastered on his face.
“Just a heads-up about regulation 12-B,” he’d say in that irritatingly pleasant tone. “Some folks around here are a little concerned.”
Despite everything, Barbara still managed to find humor in it all.
“They’re really losing sleep over a motorcycle?” she’d chuckle softly, her voice frail. “Wait ‘til they get a load of me as a ghost.”
But then came that Tuesday morning in October—when everything changed. That was the day Barbara slipped away, her hand in mine. The woman who had traveled thousands of miles beside me, who never once asked me to change who I was.
Her funeral was held that Friday. Caroline flew in from Seattle. Michael drove up from Texas. Our home overflowed with sympathy casseroles from the same neighbors who had spent months making my life difficult.
That evening, Caroline sat beside me and spoke in a quiet, thoughtful tone.
“Dad… maybe it’s time to consider letting go of the bike. Mom’s gone now. You’re seventy-two. And let’s face it—this place doesn’t exactly suit that lifestyle anymore.”
I looked at her—my daughter, the successful attorney, a mother of two, driving a sensible SUV—and for a moment, I remembered the little girl who used to ride in my sidecar, her tiny leather jacket flapping in the wind.
“I’m keeping the bike,” I told her firmly. “Your mom never once asked me to give it up.”
She started to respond—“But now that Mom—” and then fell silent. She didn’t need to finish. I knew what she was trying to say: Mom’s gone.
“The bike stays,” I repeated, this time leaving no room for discussion.
On the morning of the funeral, I rode my motorcycle to church early. I wanted to speak to the pastor before the service. Some people frowned when they heard the engine. I didn’t care. Barbara would’ve wanted me to show up on two wheels—like always.
The service was beautiful. Howard and his wife came, along with many neighbors. People said kind things about Barbara and offered sympathy. Howard even nodded at me when he saw the suit. It was like I’d finally passed his test.
Then I stepped outside—and saw the damage.
“My God,” Caroline said, hurrying over. “Dad, I’m really sorry.”
I didn’t answer. I just stared. My bike was wrecked. Spray paint covered the gas tank. It was the one Barbara and I picked together. She helped me care for it. Now it was ruined. People around us whispered. But not many looked shocked.
Officer Reynolds showed up and took notes.
“Never understood why people target bikes,” he said. “It’s a coward’s move.”
“This wasn’t random,” I told him. “It was personal.”
He raised an eyebrow. “You think someone did this today? At a funeral?”
I looked toward Howard. He stood with some Cedar Hills folks. His face said enough.
“I do,” I said.
The bike still worked. Caroline wanted to load it in her car and drive me home. I refused.
“I’ve ridden through worse,” I told her.
The truth? I needed that ride. The wind, the engine, the road—it helped me feel something again. Barbara was gone. I needed to feel alive.
Back home, people gathered for the reception. I changed out of the suit into jeans and a shirt. But I kept my leather vest on. The one with my Vietnam Veteran patch. And the Iron Horses MC logo.
Howard walked up while I stood by the food table. I hadn’t touched the sandwich on my plate.
“Shame about your motorcycle,” he said. His voice was flat. “Maybe it’s time to consider something more… suitable for Cedar Hills.”
I looked him in the eye. “Seems to me someone didn’t have the guts to talk to me. So they trashed my bike while I was burying my wife.”
He flushed. “I didn’t do that.”
“I never said you did,” I replied. “But whoever did needs to know something.”
He narrowed his eyes. “And what’s that?”
“I’ve buried my wife. My parents. Sixteen brothers I rode with. There’s nothing left to take from me.” I leaned in slightly. “And I always find out who’s behind the damage.”