
Sometimes you’re on top of the world…
A doctor goes out and buys the fastest and flashiest car he can find, a brand new Ferrari 488, costing him $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 80 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”
The doctor grins and replies, “A brand new Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”
“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”
“Because this car can do up to 225 miles an hour!” states the doctor proudly.
The old moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”
“No problem,” replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car all right, but I’ll stick with my moped!”
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror – what it could be… and suddenly…
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him, going much faster!