“What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” the doctor asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped!
Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 200 mph.
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of his old geezer, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 225 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops, jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive!
He runs up to the bruised old man and says, “Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?”
The old man whispers, “Well son, you can unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.”
…and sometimes you fall.
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