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A child dials 911 seeking assistance from police officer

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Typically, we advise our children to dial 911 anytime they want assistance. However, this kid elevated the lesson to a whole new level!

The child decided to call someone for assistance because he was having trouble with his homework. He picked up the phone and dialled 911, which was the only number he knew. Is it accurate to say that this number is related to those who require assistance? Yes. He was probably correct somewhere too…

The answering operator started posing the usual questions. After a considerable misunderstanding, the operator realized that the child actually struggles with math problems.

Below you can find the full conversation that they had on the phone. This is pretty hilarious, we laughed a lot. At the end of the article, you can find the YouTube video as well.

Boy: Yeah I need some help

Operator: What’s the matter?

Boy: With my math.

Operator: With your mouth?

Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?

Operator: Sure. Where do you live?

Boy: No with my math.

Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?

Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.

Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.

Boy: Okay

Operator: what kind of math do you have that you need help with?

Boy: I have take aways.

Operator: Oh, you have to do the take aways.

Boy: Yeah

Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?

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