Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.

Operator: Okay, tell me what the math is.

Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?

Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know,1.

Operator: No. How old are you?

Boy: I’m only 4.

Operator: 4!

Boy: Yeah.

Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.

Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.

Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?

Boy: 5

Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing!?

Boy: the policeman is helping me with my math.

Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?

Operator: It’s the mother…

Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.

Woman: I didn’t mean the police!