Jokes Stories

”So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened….”

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A good laugh doesn’t just cheer us up.

Scientists are discovering that it can ease pain and even help fight disease.

So go on, have a giggle at this hysterical story!

I can’t take credit for this funny story. It was passed along to me, via email, and to my knowledge, the source is unknown. But I thought it was very funny and hopefully it will put a smile on your face too.

Here it is:

”So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.

Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?

Me – excuse me?

Her – you are wasting our bags!

Me – if you don’t like the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.

Her – that’s not my job!

Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.

Her – why are you using two bags?!

Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.

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